Beginner's Guide to Condoms
Condoms? They may that 'embarrassing' product that we all go rosy-cheeked over when purchasing in-store, but these little pocket protectors should always be available for when the moment happens, when you least expect it.
For a lot of us, we used to get our hands on them from a young age and either make water balloons or try blow them over our heads. However, their actual purpose is a lot more practical.
Whatever your previous experience with condoms may be, we have compiled this helpful guide to either give you a basic understanding or to top up your knowledge.
What are condoms?
Condoms are thin, stretchy barriers made of latex, polyurethane, or other materials designed to protect you and your partner from unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Think of them as the Swiss Army knife of the bedroom: compact, versatile, and always handy in a pinch.
Why use a condom?
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Preventing Pregnancy: Condoms are 98% effective with perfect use (which means you follow the instructions like you’re assembling flat-pack furniture).
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Fend Off STIs: Condoms are like bouncers for your bits, keeping out unwanted guests like Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea, and HIV from entering your body.
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Accessibility: No doctor’s note or secret handshake required. Condoms are available at pharmacies, supermarkets, on the internet and even vending machines! So, there are no excuses.
Now that you know why condoms are a big deal, let’s dive into the nitty-gritty.
Types of Condoms: The Diverse Selection
Condoms come in all shapes, sizes, and materials, like an ice cream parlour for your privates. Here are the top options:
1. Latex Condoms:
The OG condom. Latex is stretchy, durable, and widely available. Just keep them away from oil-based lubes.
View our range of latex condoms
2. Non-Latex Condoms:
Perfect for those with latex allergies. Options include polyurethane, polyisoprene, and lambskin (though the latter doesn’t protect against STIs).
3. Textured Condoms:
Ribs and dots aren’t just for barbecue. These condoms add extra sensation for those who like a little razzle-dazzle in their romp.
4. Flavoured Condoms:
Great for oral sex and those who enjoy a hint of strawberry or mint with their safety.
View our range of flavoured condoms
5. Ultra-Thin Condoms:
For those who prefer to forget they’re wearing one. Ultra-thin condoms still provide protection but feel closer to the real deal.
Choosing the Right Fit: Because Size Matters
Condoms aren’t one-size-fits-all, no matter what your mate Dave says. A poorly fitting condom can slip, break, or feel uncomfortable, so finding the right size is key.
How to Measure Up:
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Width Matters: A snug fit should hug without pinching. Too loose? You might slip out. Too tight? Well, ouch.
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Length Options: Most condoms fit a range of lengths, but extra-large or snug-fit options exist for those on either end of the spectrum.
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Test Drive: Don’t be shy about experimenting with different sizes. It’s like Goldilocks and the three condoms – you’ll know when you’ve found the perfect fit.
Skins' Top Tip: We offer packs of 4 across our range so you can sample our types of condoms meaning you can try before committing to bulk buying.
How to Use a Condom: Step-by-Step for Success
Using a condom is easier than parallel parking but requires a bit of practice. Follow these steps, and you’ll be a pro in no time.
1. Check the Expiry Date:
No one likes spoiled milk or expired condoms. Always check the date and ensure the packaging is intact.
2. Open Carefully:
Tear along the edge, not with your teeth. You’re opening a condom, not a bag of crisps.
3. Pinch the Tip:
Before rolling it on, pinch the reservoir tip to leave space for the “ahem” finish.
4. Roll It Down:
Place it on the head of the penis and roll it down the shaft to the base. If it’s inside out, toss it and start fresh (pre-cum can carry STIs or sperm).
5. Lube It Up:
If needed, add water-based or silicone-based lube for extra glide. Never use oil-based products like petroleum jelly, baby oil or coconut oil with latex condoms. All Skins Condoms come extra lubricated as standard.
6. Hold Tight When Withdrawing:
After the main event, hold the condom at the base and withdraw before losing your erection. Dispose of it in the bin, not the loo (unless you want a plumber involved).
Condoms Do's and Don'ts: The Golden Rules
DO:
- Store condoms in a cool, dry place. (Not your wallet)
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Use a new condom every time.
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Talk to your partner about using condoms – communication is sexy.
DON'T:
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Reuse a condom (duh).
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Use two condoms at once (double the layers, double the chance of breakage).
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Assume all condoms are the same – read the label for special instructions.
The Awkward Bits: Condoms FAQs
1. What if the condom breaks?
Don’t panic. If a condom breaks, stop immediately. Emergency contraception is an option if pregnancy is a concern, and both partners should get tested for STIs.
2. Can I put on a condom with my mouth?
Some people love to do this, we mean, sure go for it if you're feeling confident you can do this without damaging the condom. If you are inexperienced in this can practice on either a banana, cucumber or a cleaned sex toy (if one is readily available).
3. Why does the condom feel uncomfortable?
It’s likely the wrong size or material. Experiment with different options to find what works best.
Let's Wrap It Up (Pun Fully Intended)
And there you have it – everything you need to know about condoms in one handy guide. Whether you’re a first-timer or a seasoned pro, remember that condoms are your trusty sidekick for safer, more enjoyable sex. So go forth, stay protected, and have fun, because safe sex is the best sex, and a little humour makes it even better.
